i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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