It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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