Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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