Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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