I need help removing her.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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