normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My bed smells like the plague
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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