She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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