Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
is that a dick in a sweater?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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