i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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