we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
