idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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