There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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