That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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