Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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