bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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