There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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