You're my little dorito
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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