Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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