Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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