I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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