Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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