Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
