There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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