i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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