It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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