I'm lost and stupid without you.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
