White coat. Heels.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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the day after is always just damage control
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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