My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Randomize
