Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you didnt know i had herpes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
How external is "for external use only"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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