Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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