There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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