If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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