you would pick up someone in the library
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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