In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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