You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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