Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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