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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..

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(239): View more from Florida

Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...

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(480): View more from Arizona

I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now

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(937): View more from Ohio

Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.

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