I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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