The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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