We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
When are your genitals available?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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