Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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