Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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