found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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