Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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