Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize