Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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