soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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