What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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