I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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