The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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