i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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